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Old 12-17-2008, 09:14 AM   #1
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Default Cigarettes vs. Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.





So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:25 AM   #2
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oh man...that's funny..
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:57 AM   #3
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sooooooo not right and yet HILARIOUS!!!

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Old 12-17-2008, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:32 AM   #5
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I think this guy played it perfect!
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:42 AM   #6
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:46 AM   #7
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:43 PM   #8
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:23 PM   #9
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Nice!
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:27 PM   #10
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LOL gross!!!
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:31 PM   #11
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:57 PM   #12
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Dude my wife even laughed at that one.
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:17 PM   #13
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Funny but thats just wrong
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