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Old 03-28-2011, 07:55 PM   #1
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Just in……Ronald McDonald's crazy ass just killed Burger King in front of
Popeyes over that ***** Wendy. The funeral is at Churches.

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Old 03-28-2011, 08:07 PM   #2
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Old 03-28-2011, 08:09 PM   #3
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The Taco Bell tolls for thee...
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:38 PM   #4
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Am I going where?
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:05 PM   #5
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Did they bury his Jack In A Box Yet???
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:18 PM   #6
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mmmmmmm .... chicken
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:15 AM   #7
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I'm In-N-Out of here!!!
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:23 AM   #8
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:25 AM   #9
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Would it be tacky to instead of flowers send a Jack-in-The box???????
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:28 AM   #10
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:50 AM   #11
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Old 03-29-2011, 12:24 PM   #12
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Old 03-29-2011, 01:01 PM   #13
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What's going to happen to his Whitecastle?
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