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Going Commando
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Odds are you won't win.................
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Feeling at Home
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So try not to bet more than a fin
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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If I win, my new Ferrari will be revvin'....
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
She told me the rabbit done died,
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Feeling at Home
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I'm really excited, I lied
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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Admiral Douchebag
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I'll deny all paternity,
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Livin' in a Van....
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Admiral Douchebag
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So my choices; play Daddy or get fried.
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Admiral Douchebag
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NEW:
I knew I should have stayed in bed,
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YNWA
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Slipped and fell and konked my head
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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Then I stepped on a lizard,
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#1433 |
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Serial banter killer
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That was dressed as a wizard
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I loves me a Parti
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#1434 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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And p-wizard said the lizard was dead!
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#1436 |
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Feeling at Home
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In all things he was a scoundrel and cheater
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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#1437 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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He showed me four aces,
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#1438 |
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Feeling at Home
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Of his cheating, I could find no traces
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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#1439 |
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Admiral Douchebag
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So I danced on "Sprockets" with Dieter.
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