A guy gets pulled over.....

e-man67 · 12-16-2010, 12:08 PM

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

!!!!

pektel · 12-16-2010, 12:17 PM

kelmac07 · 12-16-2010, 01:13 PM

elderboy02 · 12-16-2010, 02:20 PM

Very true!

guitar4001 · 12-18-2010, 08:20 PM

good answer

Powertrip · 12-18-2010, 09:12 PM

"people say I carry a gun because I'm paranoid. Nonsense! If I'm carrying, what do I have to be paranoid about???" - Clint Smith

Ogre · 12-18-2010, 09:20 PM

Nothing else to say. perfect answer.

G G · 12-18-2010, 09:30 PM

thebayratt · 12-18-2010, 10:31 PM

"Not a damn thing..."

Love it!!

I almost thought the guy was my Dad, but he don't wear boots.

12-19-2010, 01:36 PM

Great answer! Wish we were able to say the same up here in Canuckistan.

Barcode · 12-20-2010, 01:33 AM

12-16-2010, 12:08 PM	#1
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	A guy gets pulled over..... A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of...?" "Not a damn thing..." !!!! __________________ Big hairy Ape chuggin whiskey by the barrel full..making ladies cry!

12-16-2010, 12:17 PM	#2
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

12-16-2010, 01:13 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-16-2010, 02:20 PM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... Very true!

12-18-2010, 08:20 PM	#5
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... good answer

12-18-2010, 09:12 PM	#6
Powertrip Mercenary Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Jason Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5 Trading: (0)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... "people say I carry a gun because I'm paranoid. Nonsense! If I'm carrying, what do I have to be paranoid about???" - Clint Smith

12-18-2010, 09:20 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... Nothing else to say. perfect answer.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: A guy gets pulled over.....

12-18-2010, 10:31 PM	#9
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... "Not a damn thing..." Love it!! I almost thought the guy was my Dad, but he don't wear boots.

12-19-2010, 01:36 PM	#10
96Brigadier Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A guy gets pulled over..... Great answer! Wish we were able to say the same up here in Canuckistan.

12-20-2010, 01:33 AM	#11
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