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Old 11-07-2010, 09:03 PM   #1
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Default Broncos scare

Training at the Denver Broncos practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Broncos thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Centennial Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:50 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:21 PM   #3
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This deserved resurrection.
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:24 PM   #4
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:26 PM   #5
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FRED! Good to "see" you my friend!
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:46 PM   #6
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FRED! Good to "see" you my friend!
Uh, Hugh, Fred's post is a year old.
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:58 PM   #7
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Uh, Hugh, Fred's post is a year old.
What is going on today?
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:59 PM   #8
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:00 PM   #9
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Uh, Hugh, Fred's post is a year old.
Too bad! I guess my hope of seeing Fred here trumped my careful perusing of the thread!
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:01 PM   #10
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Too bad! I guess my hope of seeing Fred here trumped my careful perusing of the thread!
I miss Fred, too.
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I was reading all Fred's old posts regarding Troop Support, I miss him, too.
This one was so funny I had to kick it back up.
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Tebow is going to save us!!!!!
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