What if all the world were a cigar bar?

CheapHumidors · 10-20-2010, 12:53 PM

I'm putting together some one liners for a blog article I'm writing: What if all the world were a cigar bar? It never ceases to amaze me how cigar enthusiasts treat each other.

Complete strangers send each other gifts worth a great deal, just for the satisfaction of seeing them enjoy it!

Arguments and debates at B&Ms are almost always incredibly respectful of the other person's opinion.

No one is looked down upon for what they smoke, whether it costs $1 or $100, because "it's all about personal preference".

Camaraderie, brotherhood, respect, and mutual support is extended to anyone that walks into the store.

People of all races, professions, and walks of life - from doctors and lawyers to construction workers and field hands - all sit together and talk as equals.

I'm curious, what do you think the world would be like if everyone acted like they were in a cigar B&M? I'll cite your comments in the blog article.

maninblack · 10-20-2010, 02:46 PM

I think people would be more cordial to each other, world peace would pervade, and there would be a giant cloud of smoke over the entire planet. And we'd all be happy and relaxed. But its not a perfect world.

cigarmonkel · 10-20-2010, 03:01 PM

we already have a problem with this nation being in debt...

10-20-2010, 03:08 PM

I had more money when I was a massive pot head...

pektel · 10-20-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

I think people would be more cordial to each other, world peace would pervade, and there would be a giant cloud of smoke over the entire planet. And we'd all be happy and relaxed. But its not a perfect world.

Depends on the type of smoke

10-20-2010, 03:28 PM

As a new entrant into this hobby I must say I was taken aback by how kind and helpful other cigar enthusiasts are. I participate in two other "niche" hobbies but have only seen such a large group of good people in this hobby.

DBall · 10-20-2010, 04:03 PM

That would be awesome... the kindness and camaraderie between complete strangers with only cigar smoking in common is baffling. Much like the way the world should be but likely, sadly, never will.

Skywalker · 10-20-2010, 04:04 PM

I wouldn't get chit done!!!

cigarmonkel · 10-20-2010, 04:37 PM

i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?

pektel · 10-20-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarmonkel

i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?

Sounds like the plotline of Idiocracy.

68TriShield · 10-20-2010, 06:49 PM

Go to a huge herf,that is what it would be like

icehog3 · 10-20-2010, 08:30 PM

To paraphrase a quote from a good friend, "I'd come for the cigars, and stay for the people".

CheapHumidors · 10-20-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarmonkel

we already have a problem with this nation being in debt...

ROFL yeah, the President could use the excuse for Congress like we do for our ladies: "But if we buy in bulk we save money in the long run!!"

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Originally Posted by klipsch

I had more money when I was a massive pot head...

You're doing it wrong! :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

I wouldn't get chit done!!!

lol hey, some of my best work is done at a B&M! When I was in insurance sales, I'd sit at a B&M and make calls all day while the store was empty. Few cigars and cups of coffee was way cheaper than renting an office

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Originally Posted by cigarmonkel

i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?

Wasn't that Family Guy lol?

loki · 10-20-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

I wouldn't get chit done!!!

how is that different from now?

10-20-2010, 12:53 PM	#1
CheapHumidors Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 149 Trading: (0)	What if all the world were a cigar bar? I'm putting together some one liners for a blog article I'm writing: What if all the world were a cigar bar? It never ceases to amaze me how cigar enthusiasts treat each other. Complete strangers send each other gifts worth a great deal, just for the satisfaction of seeing them enjoy it! Arguments and debates at B&Ms are almost always incredibly respectful of the other person's opinion. No one is looked down upon for what they smoke, whether it costs $1 or $100, because "it's all about personal preference". Camaraderie, brotherhood, respect, and mutual support is extended to anyone that walks into the store. People of all races, professions, and walks of life - from doctors and lawyers to construction workers and field hands - all sit together and talk as equals. I'm curious, what do you think the world would be like if everyone acted like they were in a cigar B&M? I'll cite your comments in the blog article.

10-20-2010, 02:46 PM	#2
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? I think people would be more cordial to each other, world peace would pervade, and there would be a giant cloud of smoke over the entire planet. And we'd all be happy and relaxed. But its not a perfect world. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

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10-20-2010, 03:28 PM	#6
Nathan King Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? As a new entrant into this hobby I must say I was taken aback by how kind and helpful other cigar enthusiasts are. I participate in two other "niche" hobbies but have only seen such a large group of good people in this hobby.

10-20-2010, 04:03 PM	#7
DBall Cigar Jesus Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,781 Trading: (46)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? That would be awesome... the kindness and camaraderie between complete strangers with only cigar smoking in common is baffling. Much like the way the world should be but likely, sadly, never will. __________________ --------Dan--------- My Music \| My Videos

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? I wouldn't get chit done!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-20-2010, 04:37 PM	#9
cigarmonkel User Title goes here Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: a2/ypsi. in the mitten Posts: 1,594 Trading: (32)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? i feel like it would be kinda similar to the episode of futurerama (sp?) when they showed a clip of the invention of alcohol. The world was all high tech and advanced with flying cars and stuff. Then a scientist goes "Hey come try this new delicious beverage i just created!" Then it goes to a world in ruins and ashes and everythings on fire. It would probably be similar to that maybe?

10-20-2010, 06:49 PM	#11
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? Go to a huge herf,that is what it would be like

10-20-2010, 08:30 PM	#12
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: What if all the world were a cigar bar? To paraphrase a quote from a good friend, "I'd come for the cigars, and stay for the people". __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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