Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 11:33 AM

I figured I would do a public safety thread for those who are either not married yet or are married, but haven't endured nearly 30 years of it, with the same wife.

Key words to avoid for a healthy marriage. These are things that a husband should never, ever, ever say to a wife.............I'll start. We can also make it phrases/sentences to avoid.

1) Calm down

LasciviousXXX · 10-14-2010, 11:35 AM

"No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"

Never said it, but always laugh when I hear it

jledou · 10-14-2010, 11:39 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."

CigarNut · 10-14-2010, 11:39 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so

T.G · 10-14-2010, 11:41 AM

"Damn, your sister is hot. (Think she might be up for a 3-way?)"

Da Klugs · 10-14-2010, 11:43 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Isnt that your moms dress?

357 · 10-14-2010, 11:45 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You were so hot then

Gophernut · 10-14-2010, 11:46 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Isnt that your moms dress?
7) Damn, your sister is hot.
8) You were so hot then
9) Those aren't your panties?

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 11:47 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?

357 · 10-14-2010, 11:50 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom

poker · 10-14-2010, 11:51 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 11:53 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?

357 · 10-14-2010, 11:55 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?

hotreds · 10-14-2010, 12:00 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?

poker · 10-14-2010, 12:02 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?

Lumpold · 10-14-2010, 12:03 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.

markem · 10-14-2010, 12:11 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her

St. Lou Stu · 10-14-2010, 12:16 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It seems like we have been married forever.

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:18 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It seems like we have been married forever.
23) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)

SNKBYT · 10-14-2010, 12:22 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.

10-14-2010, 11:33 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage I figured I would do a public safety thread for those who are either not married yet or are married, but haven't endured nearly 30 years of it, with the same wife. Key words to avoid for a healthy marriage. These are things that a husband should never, ever, ever say to a wife.............I'll start. We can also make it phrases/sentences to avoid. 1) Calm down __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 11:35 AM	#2
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" Never said it, but always laugh when I hear it

10-14-2010, 11:39 AM	#3
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,225 Trading: (27)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..."

10-14-2010, 11:39 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-14-2010, 11:41 AM	#5
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage "Damn, your sister is hot. (Think she might be up for a 3-way?)"

10-14-2010, 11:43 AM	#6
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Isnt that your moms dress? __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

10-14-2010, 11:45 AM	#7
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You were so hot then __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 11:46 AM	#8
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Isnt that your moms dress? 7) Damn, your sister is hot. 8) You were so hot then 9) Those aren't your panties? __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

10-14-2010, 11:47 AM	#9
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 11:50 AM	#10
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 11:51 AM	#11
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-14-2010, 11:53 AM	#12
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 11:55 AM	#13
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 12:00 PM	#14
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-14-2010, 12:02 PM	#15
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-14-2010, 12:03 PM	#16
Lumpold Hippy Fascist Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Lumpy Location: UK Posts: 598 Trading: (3)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. __________________ TAMF,PPAB,ETWWWUTL,LITMPTYCL

10-14-2010, 12:11 PM	#17
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

10-14-2010, 12:16 PM	#18
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It seems like we have been married forever*. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

10-14-2010, 12:18 PM	#19
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It seems like we have been married forever. 23) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 12:22 PM	#20
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

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