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10-01-2010, 01:15 AM
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Learned to Love the Bomb
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Re: Things that annoy me (for your reference)
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People who glare at you when you hold the door open for them Planned obsolescence Unraveled rope ends Bits of fuzz Mixed metaphors Blue Falcons (for the Army folks) People who, when waiting for the elevator, stand right in front of the doors, blocking the way for people trying to get off the elevator Pop-ups that sneak through the blocker The use of emoticons in professional e-mails: "Your fired.  "Movies that have Army Soldiers in them with screwed-up uniforms Movies that suck that are based on books I think are great 10% ethanol gasoline Rocks in my shoes Sand in my shorts Thorns in my paw Frogs in my throat Burrs under my saddle Bees in my bonnet Flies in my ointment People who pronounce English words based on foreign language words in the foreign pronunciation: glacier, piranha, llama, etc. Toilet paper hanging down instead of hanging over People who drive faster than me on the expressway People who drive slower then me on the expressway That 24-count cases of soda seem to be no longer available where I shop Teenage vampires Bananas that aren't ripe on Wednesday, but over-ripe on Thursday Trash in the river People who slam on the brakes when they see a police car Tent pegs that break when you pound them in Forced mirth False enthusiasm Peanuts that are half empty when you shell them That the wait staff at the Outback have to explain to you what "medium" or "medium-rare" is when you order a steak there When my newspaper gets wet even when it's in that plastic bag People that buy a house next to a kennel, then complain about the dogs barking Miracle Whip thinking it's cooler than mayo. Get real, Miracle Whip. The seat being left up Snuggies People on tele-conferences who don't hit mute so you can hear the keyboard clicking as they "multi-task" on Facebook while I'm stuck in the conference room Popcorn kernels that don't pop Klingon-English dictionaries Spit cans That you can't find good sweet tea in restaurants north of the Mason-Dixon Line AND... Self-righteous people
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10-01-2010, 07:14 AM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: Things that annoy me (for your reference)
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