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Old 09-29-2010, 05:36 PM   #121
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As the old stuff had started to boil,
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:06 PM   #122
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:24 PM   #123
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Wife came out and got flirty
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:29 PM   #124
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and we did it, there on the topsoil
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:30 PM   #125
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:10 PM   #126
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:19 PM   #127
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:03 PM   #128
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Of a sweaty Irish guy,
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:34 PM   #129
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Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars!
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:35 PM   #130
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Your mother just called on the phone...
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:41 PM   #131
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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:15 AM   #132
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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:17 AM   #133
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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:48 AM   #134
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Next time ill think before answering the the phone.




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Who looked really hot from afar,
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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near
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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!
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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...
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And thinking he was slick
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