The Recipe

MedicCook · 02-09-2009, 05:55 PM

The Recipe

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

'Damn Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims.

'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.'

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.

'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.'

Jim agrees and the two say good-bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'

'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?' 'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'

'Crisco?' Bob exclaimed. 'Damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!

MORAL: You got to follow the recipe!!!

Steve · 02-09-2009, 06:06 PM

HaHaHa

karmaz00 · 02-09-2009, 06:53 PM

good one

CBI_2 · 02-09-2009, 08:26 PM

Great one.

dunng · 02-09-2009, 08:28 PM

02-09-2009, 05:55 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	The Recipe The Recipe A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. 'Damn Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims. 'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.' 'What do you mean?' Jim asked. 'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.' Jim agrees and the two say good-bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!' 'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?' 'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.' 'Crisco?' Bob exclaimed. 'Damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening! MORAL: You got to follow the recipe!!!

02-09-2009, 06:06 PM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: The Recipe HaHaHa __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-09-2009, 06:53 PM	#3
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02-09-2009, 08:26 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The Recipe Great one. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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