10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

MedicCook · 01-30-2009, 12:45 AM

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

SmokeyJoe · 01-30-2009, 01:21 AM

Those are just plain cold!

markem · 01-30-2009, 05:25 PM

11. What's wrong with Lemon Pledge!?!
12. Of course your mother can come to dinner, but does she have to bring that person she guides for?
13. Just think, if I had committed manslaughter, I'd be getting out tomorrow

CBI_2 · 01-31-2009, 09:33 PM

Those are just bad, but oh so funny.

karmaz00 · 02-01-2009, 12:18 AM

funny but terrible

01-30-2009, 12:45 AM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

01-30-2009, 01:21 AM	#2
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary Those are just plain cold! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-30-2009, 05:25 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary 11. What's wrong with Lemon Pledge!?! 12. Of course your mother can come to dinner, but does she have to bring that person she guides for? 13. Just think, if I had committed manslaughter, I'd be getting out tomorrow __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-31-2009, 09:33 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary Those are just bad, but oh so funny. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-01-2009, 12:18 AM	#5
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: 10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary funny but terrible __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003