Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin

MedicCook · 01-24-2009, 12:45 AM

Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

GWN · 01-24-2009, 08:45 AM

Amen!

md4958 · 01-24-2009, 08:45 AM

M1903A1 · 01-24-2009, 09:34 AM

Gotta love Cliff Clavin!!

dunng · 01-24-2009, 09:34 AM

Cheers!

Starchild · 01-24-2009, 10:59 AM

Classic!

01-24-2009, 11:00 AM

Well last night after a half a bottle of scotch I must have been one smart guy!

CBI_2 · 01-24-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

Well last night after a half a bottle of scotch I must have been one smart guy!

Is that the flash flood clean out of the weaker cells?

01-24-2009, 11:53 AM

01-24-2009, 12:12 PM

Without a doubt, one of Cliffs greatest insights.

01-24-2009, 03:09 PM

Gotta love the mailman!

01-24-2009, 12:45 AM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

01-24-2009, 08:45 AM	#2
GWN Snow City Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 898 Trading: (10)	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Amen! __________________

01-24-2009, 08:45 AM	#3
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-24-2009, 09:34 AM	#4
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Gotta love Cliff Clavin!! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

01-24-2009, 09:34 AM	#5
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Cheers! __________________ MassHole Banter

01-24-2009, 10:59 AM	#6
Starchild SERENITY NOW! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andre Location: Fernandina Beach, Fl Posts: 553 Trading: (11)	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Classic!

01-24-2009, 11:00 AM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Well last night after a half a bottle of scotch I must have been one smart guy!

01-24-2009, 11:53 AM	#9
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01-24-2009, 12:12 PM	#10
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Without a doubt, one of Cliffs greatest insights.

01-24-2009, 03:09 PM	#11
rhdad42 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Words of Wisdom from Cliff Clavin Gotta love the mailman!