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Old 01-20-2009, 11:41 AM   #1
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:45 AM   #2
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Or it could be....

"White Pants.....Why?"
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:45 AM   #3
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Yep...just about says it all, doesn't it!
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:05 PM   #4
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:09 PM   #5
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I hate sharts. Did one in boot camp and the Drill Instructors damn near killed me.
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:09 PM   #6
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I hate sharts. Did one in boot camp and the Drill Instructors damn near killed me.
Nice! Nothing better than sick humor to make a man laugh!
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:12 PM   #7
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Nice! Nothing better than sick humor to make a man laugh!
Cut it during evening hygene inspection when the heavy was 1 recruit down from me. To this day when I hear the term mountain climb, I change the topic or change the channel.
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:08 PM   #8
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:01 PM   #9
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Thats just wrong!!!
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:05 PM   #10
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Dangit Boonedoggle, I just sprayed pipe ash everywhere.
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:21 PM   #11
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LOL! I mean, how drunk do you have to be to not know that something is wrong with that last fart. Maybe trying to play it off?! Yeah, White was prolly the worst color to choose that day. It's kinda like trying to hide a fart when it's sub 20 degrees outside. Smoke comes out of your butt, so even the silent ones don't go unnoticed!
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:51 PM   #12
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I am fighting a cold and a bad back from a couple of days playing with the snow blower and I have to thank you for this thread. It made me laugh my ass off. Thank you.
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:13 PM   #13
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Had a boss tell me once, "Any day you sh!t your pant's is a bad day". Gott'a amend that to say, "A worse one is when you do it when you're around someone with a camera."
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:21 PM   #14
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:25 PM   #15
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Thank you for that! I needed a good laugh. I've got a copy in the e-mail to my beloved uncle who taught me the joys of pulling fingers.
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Damn near sharted myself laughing at that.
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:12 PM   #18
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:14 AM   #19
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Jimmy, I got this yesterday, too--we must be on the same email routing list
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