Vacation

retired · 04-29-2021, 08:33 AM

A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation.

He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.

"What?" shouted the boss, "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"

"Are you nuts?" he replied. "That would have ruined my whole vacation."

icehog3 · 04-29-2021, 11:06 AM

Truth.

Porch Dweller · 04-29-2021, 11:25 AM

04-29-2021, 08:33 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Vacation A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. "What?" shouted the boss, "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?" "Are you nuts?" he replied. "That would have ruined my whole vacation." __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-29-2021, 11:06 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Vacation Truth. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-29-2021, 11:25 AM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: Vacation __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone