Lawn Mower DUI and Taser

icehog3 · 01-08-2009, 01:18 AM

I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it.

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html

white_s2k · 01-08-2009, 01:22 AM

"I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!"

14holestogie · 01-08-2009, 01:29 AM

I think I crapped my pants watching.

karmaz00 · 01-08-2009, 01:49 AM

lol good one

SmoknTaz · 01-08-2009, 02:00 AM

I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey.

01-08-2009, 06:27 AM

I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!

DBall · 01-08-2009, 08:03 AM

"Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..."

Classic!

01-08-2009, 08:10 AM

No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off!

Thanks Tom.

md4958 · 01-08-2009, 09:42 AM

i think I crapped my pants!!

D_A · 01-08-2009, 10:16 AM

That's hilarious.

Heliofire · 01-08-2009, 10:28 AM

LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up"

01-08-2009, 10:31 AM

That is hilarious.

But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL

chippewastud79 · 01-08-2009, 11:11 AM

"Pour that out"

"I just got this."

Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me.

md4958 · 01-08-2009, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_A

That's hilarious.

That guy knows his rights too! Maybe its the same guy... I hope he didnt get stabbed in the face by his wife!

replicant_argent · 01-08-2009, 11:29 AM

I just cried...

It's almost too funny, like it was set up....
Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up."

cvm4 · 01-09-2009, 06:29 PM

You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.

Partagaspete · 01-10-2009, 02:34 AM

Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

01-10-2009, 03:17 AM

Too Funny!

CBI_2 · 01-10-2009, 11:20 AM

Laughed so hard I cried

icehog3 · 01-10-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partagaspete

Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

01-08-2009, 01:18 AM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Lawn Mower DUI and Taser I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it. http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-08-2009, 01:22 AM	#2
white_s2k The Dude Abides Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Josh Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,052 Trading: (20)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser "I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!" __________________ "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." – Robert A. Heinlein

01-08-2009, 01:29 AM	#3
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser I think I crapped my pants watching.

01-08-2009, 01:49 AM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser lol good one

01-08-2009, 02:00 AM	#5
SmoknTaz Hiding my Visa bill Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Metro Vancouver Posts: 324 Trading: (6)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey. __________________ Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)

01-08-2009, 06:27 AM	#6
ashmaster Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!

01-08-2009, 08:03 AM	#7
DBall Cigar Jesus Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,781 Trading: (46)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser "Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..." Classic! __________________ --------Dan--------- My Music \| My Videos

01-08-2009, 08:10 AM	#8
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off! Thanks Tom.

01-08-2009, 09:42 AM	#9
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser i think I crapped my pants!! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-08-2009, 10:16 AM	#10
D_A Dave's not here Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: NC Posts: 272 Trading: (7)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser That's hilarious. This one is good too http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html

01-08-2009, 10:28 AM	#11
Heliofire Ward Photographer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 209 Trading: (14)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up"

01-08-2009, 10:31 AM	#12
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser That is hilarious. But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL

01-08-2009, 11:11 AM	#13
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser "Pour that out" "I just got this." Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

01-08-2009, 11:29 AM	#15
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser I just cried... It's almost too funny, like it was set up.... Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up." __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

01-09-2009, 06:29 PM	#16
cvm4 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Jackson, MS Posts: 70 Trading: (0)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.

01-10-2009, 02:34 AM	#17
Partagaspete I Do Medical Things Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The 1st State Posts: 676 Trading: (8)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk. T

01-10-2009, 03:17 AM	#18
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser Too Funny!

01-10-2009, 11:20 AM	#19
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Lawn Mower DUI and Taser Laughed so hard I cried __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff