Golf jokes!

Havanaaddict · 01-28-2021, 12:59 PM

A lady went to the doctor!
Doctor: So what brings you in today?
Lady: I was on the golf course today and I got hit with a ball between the 1st and 2nd hole.
Doctor: That doesn't leave much room for the bandage

A lady go to the golf course to get some golf lesson!
After not having much luck the instructor says lets try something different.
Hold the club like you hold your husbands penis and see how that works.
Great you hit it!
Now take the club out of your mouth and lets go for distance

icehog3 · 01-28-2021, 01:17 PM

01-28-2021, 12:59 PM	#1
Havanaaddict Man in Black!!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: V.I.P Room Partagas Factory Posts: 3,445 Trading: (1)	Golf jokes! A lady went to the doctor! Doctor: So what brings you in today? Lady: I was on the golf course today and I got hit with a ball between the 1st and 2nd hole. Doctor: That doesn't leave much room for the bandage A lady go to the golf course to get some golf lesson! After not having much luck the instructor says lets try something different. Hold the club like you hold your husbands penis and see how that works. Great you hit it! Now take the club out of your mouth and lets go for distance __________________ "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." "Hav-a-na nice day"

01-28-2021, 01:17 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,278 Trading: (60)	Re: Golf jokes! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!