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Old 08-11-2020, 08:22 AM   #1
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Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills.

One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement.

Reluctantly, I complied. Starting with the first test on her bill, I read, "No. 1, urinalysis."

She interrupted me at once. "I'm a what?"
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Old 08-11-2020, 01:54 PM   #2
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I guess No. 2 would be a stool sample exam or colonoscopy then?
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Old 08-11-2020, 07:24 PM   #3
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