Lawyers...

Steve · 01-13-2020, 09:05 AM

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

BigAsh · 01-13-2020, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

And?!?.....your point is??

Steve · 01-13-2020, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh

And?!?.....your point is??

That'll be $1000 Keith...

BigAsh · 01-13-2020, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve

That'll be $1000 Keith...

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