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Steve · 09-10-2019, 08:38 AM

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe."

Ba-Da-Bing!

icehog3 · 09-10-2019, 08:43 AM

CigarNut · 09-10-2019, 08:53 AM

markem · 09-10-2019, 09:14 AM

Porch Dweller · 09-10-2019, 11:23 AM

09-10-2019, 08:38 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Names... Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?" Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe." Ba-Da-Bing! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-10-2019, 08:43 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Names... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-10-2019, 08:53 AM	#3
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09-10-2019, 09:14 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Names... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-10-2019, 11:23 AM	#5
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: Names... __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone