Age...

Steve · 08-22-2019, 09:10 AM

Little Johnny's mom was worried. She hadn't seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days.

She asked: "Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?"

A few minutes later, Johnny returned.

Mom: "Well, is she all right?"

Johnny: "She's fine, except that she's mad at you."

Mom: "At me? Whatever for?"

Johnny: "She said its none of your business how old she is."

The Poet · 08-22-2019, 09:51 AM

Language can be tricky.

08-22-2019, 09:10 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Age... Little Johnny's mom was worried. She hadn't seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days. She asked: "Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?" A few minutes later, Johnny returned. Mom: "Well, is she all right?" Johnny: "She's fine, except that she's mad at you." Mom: "At me? Whatever for?" Johnny: "She said its none of your business how old she is." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-22-2019, 09:51 AM	#2
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Age... Language can be tricky. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.