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Old 10-05-2018, 08:16 AM   #1
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Default The Great Fakahwi tribe of the savanna

There is a mystical tribe that live on the African savanah. They are of small stature, hardly taller than than the grass of the Savanah.

They derive their name from their characteristic outcries that can be heard across the plains. Their scouts hop up and down yelling

“where the fak-ah-we?”
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:42 AM   #3
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Default Re: The Great Fakahwi tribe of the savanna

Anybody remember the show F-Troop?

How the Hekawi got their name:

Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
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Old 10-05-2018, 11:09 AM   #4
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Anybody remember the show F-Troop?

How the Hekawi got their name:

Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
Yeah, that was my first thought too broh.
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:28 PM   #6
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Yep, went right to F-Troop as well.
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