The Ex-Wife

pnoon · 11-09-2017, 09:45 AM

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

Chainsaw13 · 11-09-2017, 09:50 AM

massphatness · 11-09-2017, 10:13 AM

Nice!

Steve · 11-09-2017, 10:25 AM

yourchoice · 11-09-2017, 11:40 AM

I knew that sounded familiar!

Steve · 11-09-2017, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

I knew that sounded familiar!

Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison...

icehog3 · 11-09-2017, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

I knew that sounded familiar!

I relate to that one better, Joel.

croatan · 11-09-2017, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I relate to that one better, Joel.

Pretty sure I've lived both.

CigarNut · 11-09-2017, 12:06 PM

pnoon · 11-09-2017, 01:41 PM

big_jaygee · 11-13-2017, 10:05 AM

johnbljr · 11-13-2017, 11:10 AM

Oh Man....

11-09-2017, 09:45 AM	#1
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	The Ex-Wife After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband says, “I haven’t.” __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

11-09-2017, 09:50 AM	#2
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,198 Trading: (96)	Re: The Ex-Wife __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

11-09-2017, 10:13 AM	#3
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: The Ex-Wife Nice! __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

11-09-2017, 10:25 AM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: The Ex-Wife __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-09-2017, 11:40 AM	#5
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: The Ex-Wife I knew that sounded familiar!

11-09-2017, 12:06 PM	#9
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The Ex-Wife __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-09-2017, 01:41 PM	#10
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: The Ex-Wife __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

11-13-2017, 10:05 AM	#11
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: The Ex-Wife

11-13-2017, 11:10 AM	#12
johnbljr Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 56 Trading: (1)	Re: The Ex-Wife Oh Man....