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Old 12-29-2008, 07:22 PM   #1
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Default How to Start an Argument

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
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Old 12-29-2008, 07:40 PM   #2
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damn how did i miss that?

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Old 12-29-2008, 07:42 PM   #3
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it says "Rolfcopter" instead of "ROFLCOPTER" - Must be french Rolling On Le Floor

p.s. would you like some LOLCOHOL with your LMAONADE?

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Old 12-29-2008, 08:30 PM   #4
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I'm gonna try that one on the wife next time she asks that question.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:23 PM   #6
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haha funny pic
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