Bull at the fair

nutcracker · 09-30-2015, 01:41 PM

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.”

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW! That's almost three times a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.”

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctor says I should eventually make a full recovery.

Porch Dweller · 09-30-2015, 02:42 PM

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Tio Gato · 09-30-2015, 04:11 PM

Well done!

kelmac07 · 09-30-2015, 06:54 PM

Dave128 · 10-01-2015, 09:50 AM

markem · 10-01-2015, 09:51 AM

winner!

CigarNut · 10-02-2015, 08:53 AM

09-30-2015, 01:41 PM	#1
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Bull at the fair My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.” My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.” We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.” My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW! That's almost three times a week! You could learn a lot from him.” We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read, “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.” My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.” I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.” My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctor says I should eventually make a full recovery. __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

09-30-2015, 02:42 PM	#2
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