The wisdom of an Old Fart

Steve · 03-03-2015, 03:19 PM

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."

CigarNut · 03-03-2015, 03:51 PM

Porch Dweller · 03-03-2015, 04:11 PM

shilala · 03-03-2015, 04:20 PM

Ogre · 03-03-2015, 05:47 PM

Ye Olde Phart · 03-04-2015, 01:40 PM

Just sayin'.......

03-03-2015, 03:19 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The wisdom of an Old Fart An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-03-2015, 03:51 PM	#2
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03-03-2015, 04:11 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: The wisdom of an Old Fart __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

03-03-2015, 04:20 PM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The wisdom of an Old Fart __________________

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03-04-2015, 01:40 PM	#6
Ye Olde Phart Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 58 Trading: (1)	Re: The wisdom of an Old Fart Just sayin'....... __________________