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Old 08-18-2014, 03:31 PM   #1
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A Navy Captain was about to start the morning briefing to all of his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night Before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work, and how much is "pure pleasure", he asked?

A Lt. Commander chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'.

A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.

An Ensign responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Captain turned to the Seaman who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young man responded,

"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."

The Captain seemed a little surprised and as you might guess, asked, "And why is that, sailor" ?

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir".

The room fell silent.
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