Always an optimist

shark · 07-10-2014, 05:00 PM

I’m an Optimist
When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon,
she shook her finger at me and said , “You better watch this lazy attitude you’ve had lately, mister, or you’re going to make me do something I don’t want to do!”
“Wow,” I thought, “I can’t believe I’m going to get a BJ out of this.”

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07-10-2014, 05:00 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,614 Trading: (0)	Always an optimist I’m an Optimist When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon, she shook her finger at me and said , “You better watch this lazy attitude you’ve had lately, mister, or you’re going to make me do something I don’t want to do!” “Wow,” I thought, “I can’t believe I’m going to get a BJ out of this.” __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

07-10-2014, 05:20 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Always an optimist __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

07-10-2014, 05:59 PM	#3
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Always an optimist __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-10-2014, 06:22 PM	#4
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07-10-2014, 06:43 PM	#5
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,026 Trading: (17)	Re: Always an optimist __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?