A real groaner...

RUNYYFan · 05-06-2014, 11:13 AM

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger. My Dad is Mick Jagger. This is okay; I know the bank manager."

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

dave · 05-06-2014, 11:19 AM

I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho

big_jaygee · 05-06-2014, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave

I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho

^This

nutcracker · 05-06-2014, 11:49 AM

CigarNut · 05-06-2014, 12:28 PM

STEVE S · 05-06-2014, 12:51 PM

Dave128 · 05-06-2014, 01:01 PM

cmitch · 05-06-2014, 01:27 PM

You SUCK for making me laugh at such a stupid joke!

CigarBandits · 05-06-2014, 01:40 PM

haha - I admit - I laughed!

G G · 05-06-2014, 03:28 PM

ha

kelmac07 · 05-06-2014, 05:34 PM

05-06-2014, 11:13 AM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	A real groaner... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger. My Dad is Mick Jagger. This is okay; I know the bank manager." Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

05-06-2014, 11:19 AM	#2
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05-06-2014, 11:49 AM	#4
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