Women...

Steve · 04-21-2014, 09:57 AM

A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry."

STEVE S · 04-21-2014, 11:43 AM

RUNYYFan · 04-21-2014, 12:04 PM

kelmac07 · 04-21-2014, 12:04 PM

CigarNut · 04-21-2014, 12:37 PM

CigarBandits · 04-21-2014, 12:59 PM

haha!

04-21-2014, 09:57 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Women... A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-21-2014, 11:43 AM	#2
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Women... __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

04-21-2014, 12:04 PM	#3
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Women... __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

04-21-2014, 12:04 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Women... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-21-2014, 12:37 PM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Women... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-21-2014, 12:59 PM	#6
CigarBandits Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 9 Trading: (0)	Re: Women... haha!