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Old 02-20-2014, 07:08 PM   #1
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Default Men Have Better Friends

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning, she told her husband she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best Friends.
None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning, he told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:11 PM   #2
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:21 PM   #4
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:35 PM   #6
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