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Old 02-19-2014, 11:42 AM   #1
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Oldie but goodie for married men.

The other night, I went to my wife who was in bed and brought her two aspirin and a glass of water.
She asked me what that was for.
I responded for her headache.
She responded she did not have a headache.
I responded, Gotcha!!!
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Old 02-19-2014, 04:04 PM   #2
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I was cuddling up to the wife one night and she said, "I can't. I'm seeing the gynecologist tomorrow and he said no sex 24 hours before exam."

I asked, "What did the dentist say?"
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:00 PM   #3
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:25 PM   #4
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