A Not So Dumb Blonde

shark · 01-18-2013, 05:54 PM

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

icehog3 · 01-18-2013, 05:56 PM

kelmac07 · 01-18-2013, 07:47 PM

Nice!!

big_jaygee · 01-18-2013, 11:07 PM

on the smart side of blonde

Steve · 01-18-2013, 11:09 PM

CigarNut · 01-18-2013, 11:32 PM

Zane · 01-19-2013, 07:39 AM

emopunker2004 · 01-19-2013, 08:11 AM

qwerty1500 · 01-19-2013, 10:04 AM

Love it.

RUNYYFan · 07-15-2014, 10:18 AM

Need to bump this one up to the top. I've been reading the New York Taxi Driver's Joke Book again and happened across this.

pnoon · 07-15-2014, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RUNYYFan

Need to bump this one up to the top. I've been reading the New York Taxi Driver's Joke Book again and happened across this.

Why not bump them all and get it over with?

Steve · 07-15-2014, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Why not bump them all and get it over with?

If you insist...but it may take a while

STEVE S · 07-15-2014, 11:39 AM

I'm glad you bumped this one up. As I didn't see it before.

01-18-2013, 05:54 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,563 Trading: (0)	A Not So Dumb Blonde A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

01-18-2013, 05:56 PM	#2
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01-18-2013, 07:47 PM	#3
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01-18-2013, 11:07 PM	#4
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01-19-2013, 07:39 AM	#7
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01-19-2013, 08:11 AM	#8
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01-19-2013, 10:04 AM	#9
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07-15-2014, 10:18 AM	#10
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: A Not So Dumb Blonde Need to bump this one up to the top. I've been reading the New York Taxi Driver's Joke Book again and happened across this. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-15-2014, 11:39 AM	#13
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: A Not So Dumb Blonde I'm glad you bumped this one up. As I didn't see it before. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!