Cat advice

MajorCaptSilly · 12-09-2008, 08:29 PM

I have 2 cats: Ginger & Cupcake. They are about 8 years old and very healthy inside cats. Lately they have been ignoring me. The only time they give me any attention is when they're hungry. I think they are also mocking me when I'm not looking. Do you think they're mad at me?

MCS

AD720 · 12-09-2008, 08:31 PM

Try playing hard to get.

BTW, they are definitely mocking you.

Emjaysmash · 12-09-2008, 08:33 PM

Try starving them. Worked with my kids...

...wait. I dont have kids. Never mind, then.

lightning9191 · 12-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Do you think they might be conspiring? I was ambushed once by my cats, but after fighting my way out of the brawl I established myself as the alpha male.

VirtualSmitty · 12-09-2008, 08:35 PM

They are planning on assassinating you. Sorry MCS, you obviously missed the quiz.

massphatness · 12-09-2008, 08:38 PM

Cats are pussies.

csbrewfisher · 12-09-2008, 08:41 PM

Maybe they need to go for a long hike on a short trail...

12-09-2008, 10:08 PM

as far as their diet: vodka looks a lot like water.

de-claw them as soon as you can. they are going to tear out your throat on christmas eve. a little birdy told me.

shilala · 12-09-2008, 10:50 PM

I'm pretty sure my cat is an engineer. The kind with a hat.

schnell987 · 12-09-2008, 11:18 PM

I think they would like cake.

That'll win them over.

If not, drop them off behind the Chinese restaurant.

Skywalker · 12-09-2008, 11:21 PM

Maybe it has something to do with you naming them!!!

phidelt076 · 12-09-2008, 11:26 PM

They probably played hide the poo while you were at work. They're ignoring you to not give away the location.

12-10-2008, 01:07 AM

Did you change their cat litter by chance? They hate some types and will start pi$$ing underneath your bed and behind your furniture and by the time you figure out what they have been doing they will start acting nice again to you. They are masters of psychology.

bigloo · 12-10-2008, 01:10 AM

Get dogs, problem solved.

Don Fernando · 12-10-2008, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I have 2 cats: Ginger & Cupcake. They are about 8 years old and very healthy inside cats. Lately they have been ignoring me. The only time they give me any attention is when they're hungry. I think they are also mocking me when I'm not looking. Do you think they're mad at me?

MCS

12-10-2008, 01:36 AM

Here is what you do, feed them less so they're always hungry! ...Or get a dog and the problem will solve itself.

12-10-2008, 02:19 AM

I honestly fear that my cat is not only learning how to speak English, but is also an alcoholic....More than once now I have woken up, gone to the kitchen, and found another bottle of booze knocked off the top of the fridge and a woozy cat nearby...

12-10-2008, 03:01 AM

my cat used to love to get drunk or was that me thinking i was a cat i dont no i was drunk

12-10-2008, 12:14 PM

12-10-2008, 12:20 PM

Nuff said.

12-09-2008, 08:29 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Cat advice I have 2 cats: Ginger & Cupcake. They are about 8 years old and very healthy inside cats. Lately they have been ignoring me. The only time they give me any attention is when they're hungry. I think they are also mocking me when I'm not looking. Do you think they're mad at me? MCS

12-09-2008, 08:31 PM	#2
AD720 I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The City of BOTL-erly Love Posts: 2,684 Trading: (73)	Re: Cat advice Try playing hard to get. BTW, they are definitely mocking you.

12-09-2008, 08:33 PM	#3
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Cat advice Try starving them. Worked with my kids... ...wait. I dont have kids. Never mind, then. __________________

12-09-2008, 08:35 PM	#4
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: Cat advice Do you think they might be conspiring? I was ambushed once by my cats, but after fighting my way out of the brawl I established myself as the alpha male. __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

12-09-2008, 08:35 PM	#5
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: Cat advice They are planning on assassinating you. Sorry MCS, you obviously missed the quiz. __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin

12-09-2008, 08:38 PM	#6
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Cat advice Cats are pussies. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

12-09-2008, 08:41 PM	#7
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Cat advice Maybe they need to go for a long hike on a short trail...

12-09-2008, 10:08 PM	#8
SonsofClubDeck Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice as far as their diet: vodka looks a lot like water. de-claw them as soon as you can. they are going to tear out your throat on christmas eve. a little birdy told me.

12-09-2008, 10:50 PM	#9
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Cat advice I'm pretty sure my cat is an engineer. The kind with a hat. __________________

12-09-2008, 11:18 PM	#10
schnell987 Grateful to the 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: Atlanta Posts: 154 Trading: (2)	Re: Cat advice I think they would like cake. That'll win them over. If not, drop them off behind the Chinese restaurant. __________________

12-09-2008, 11:21 PM	#11
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Cat advice Maybe it has something to do with you naming them!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-09-2008, 11:26 PM	#12
phidelt076 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 85 Trading: (2)	Re: Cat advice They probably played hide the poo while you were at work. They're ignoring you to not give away the location.

12-10-2008, 01:07 AM	#13
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Did you change their cat litter by chance? They hate some types and will start pi$$ing underneath your bed and behind your furniture and by the time you figure out what they have been doing they will start acting nice again to you. They are masters of psychology.

12-10-2008, 01:10 AM	#14
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: Cat advice Get dogs, problem solved.

12-10-2008, 01:36 AM	#16
Ubergopher Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Here is what you do, feed them less so they're always hungry! ...Or get a dog and the problem will solve itself.

12-10-2008, 02:19 AM	#17
ScottishSmoker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice I honestly fear that my cat is not only learning how to speak English, but is also an alcoholic....More than once now I have woken up, gone to the kitchen, and found another bottle of booze knocked off the top of the fridge and a woozy cat nearby...

12-10-2008, 03:01 AM	#18
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice my cat used to love to get drunk or was that me thinking i was a cat i dont no i was drunk

12-10-2008, 12:14 PM	#19
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice

12-10-2008, 12:20 PM	#20
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Nuff said.