The engineer

cmitch · 11-23-2012, 10:10 PM

An engineer died and went to hell. Before you knew it, he had built and installed ice machines, water coolers and a/c units. Hell was a pretty cool place. This caught the attention of St. Peter, who was not at all pleased that a place that was once a pit of torment had actually become a place of comfort and wasn't having it. God sets up a meeting with Satan and St. Peter to discuss the matter.
Peter says, "Hell is a place of punishment and this engineer has turned it into a comfortable place. So we need to get the engineer out of there and into heaven where we need his expertise."
Satan replies with a hiss, "Can't have him. We like what he's doing and he's my left hand man."
Peter counters, "if you don't turn him over, we'll sue!" to which Satan replies, "Where in heaven are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"

Malakai · 11-23-2012, 10:15 PM

Nice one

kelmac07 · 11-24-2012, 10:26 AM

11-23-2012, 10:10 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	The engineer An engineer died and went to hell. Before you knew it, he had built and installed ice machines, water coolers and a/c units. Hell was a pretty cool place. This caught the attention of St. Peter, who was not at all pleased that a place that was once a pit of torment had actually become a place of comfort and wasn't having it. God sets up a meeting with Satan and St. Peter to discuss the matter. Peter says, "Hell is a place of punishment and this engineer has turned it into a comfortable place. So we need to get the engineer out of there and into heaven where we need his expertise." Satan replies with a hiss, "Can't have him. We like what he's doing and he's my left hand man." Peter counters, "if you don't turn him over, we'll sue!" to which Satan replies, "Where in heaven are YOU gonna find a lawyer?" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-23-2012, 10:15 PM	#2
Malakai Feeling at Home Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: John Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 797 Trading: (34)	Re: The engineer Nice one

11-24-2012, 10:26 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The engineer __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"