Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-13-2012, 05:21 PM   #1
kelmac07
Resident Maduro Whore!!
 
kelmac07's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
First Name: Mac
Location: Newport News, VA
Posts: 27,322
Trading: (218)
Bolivar Army (Retired)
kelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond reputekelmac07 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Really Nice Christmas Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store that we went into about 5 years ago -- where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry, saying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
__________________
Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"
kelmac07 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2012, 06:17 PM   #2
Robulous78
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

Good one Mac...
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2012, 06:54 PM   #3
Ogre
****CENSORED****
 
Ogre's Avatar
7
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
First Name: Larry
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 12,068
Trading: (46)
Montecristo
Ogre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant futureOgre has a brilliant future
Default Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

Oldie but a goodie!!!!
__________________
Ogre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2012, 07:18 PM   #4
iaMkcK
Feeling at Home
 
iaMkcK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
First Name: Jarrett
Location: SoCal
Posts: 570
Trading: (8)
HUpmann
iaMkcK will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

Haha, super clean. Had to pass that along to my brother and work leader. Perfect.
iaMkcK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2012, 07:25 PM   #5
Bigmac
Resolute 7
 
Bigmac's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
First Name: Mac
Location: Williamsburg, VA
Posts: 7
Trading: (1)
Army (Retired)
Bigmac is on a distinguished road
Smile Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

I know where that bar is!
Bigmac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2012, 01:39 AM   #6
Skywalker
BABOTL
 
Skywalker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Dice
Location: Galaxy Far Far Away
Posts: 10,168
Trading: (18)
Partagas
Skywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud ofSkywalker has much to be proud of
Default Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

__________________

Smoke what you like!!!
Skywalker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2012, 07:03 AM   #7
Tallman
Still Watching My Back
 
Tallman's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
First Name: Murray
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 114
Trading: (6)
Tallman is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Really Nice Christmas Story

My WIFE laughed when I read that one!

Tallman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:04 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.