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Old 12-08-2008, 12:26 PM   #1
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More of a true story than a joke but I found it funny as hell so I put it here.


A Fox from the North was gonna bomb a BOTL South of him. Problem is, he sent the bomb to his own friggen den!



Man, that's just funny!



Makes me laugh every time I think of night he told me the story.
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:29 PM   #2
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If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:40 PM   #3
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:46 PM   #4
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CLEANUP ON AISLE 9!!!

My monitor is now soaked with coffee......
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:49 PM   #5
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If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on
Are you sure you have the right address,
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:03 PM   #6
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Are you sure you have the right address,
Now that's funny right there.
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:53 PM   #7
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Ha Ha,,,,I too have bombed myself but I just call it a cigar order.
However when you try to bomb another and it comes back they call it this,,,
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:05 PM   #8
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If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on
Hey hey now! Take it easy Hairball!! I did not mention anyone by name. It was a story about A Fox. Did I say Silverfox? Nooooooooo.

You have anger issues.
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:18 PM   #9
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If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on
Seems to me AL has nothing to worry about
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Al, you are making us curious, tell us exactly what happened?
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:49 PM   #11
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Al, you are making us curious, tell us exactly what happened?
It's just that simple and that's the beauty of it. He wanted to bomb a guy but he told the shipper to send it to his own address! So, he friggin bombed himself! Don't know how else I can say it!
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Old 12-08-2008, 12:59 PM   #14
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Funniest thing I have read all day. Darn FOG's.
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That isn't something I expect from Fox. From you on the other hand Al .......
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That isn't something I expect from Fox. From you on the other hand Al .......
That's exactly why I find it hysterical. The big bad bomber kicked his own a$$!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:04 PM   #17
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That's a good one!

Now get Al!
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Fox, if you need help to kick Al's ass, let me know.
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:28 PM   #19
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At least show us pics of what you sent yourself!!!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:33 PM   #20
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You guys just crack me up !!
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