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Old 08-11-2012, 01:20 PM   #1
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Default Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

Quick little story:

http://bostonherald.com/news/nationa...denies_charges
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Old 08-11-2012, 01:37 PM   #2
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

Maybe he was looking for some Gorilla Fingers.
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Old 08-11-2012, 01:45 PM   #3
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Oof
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Old 08-11-2012, 01:47 PM   #4
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

I'd really like to know what was going through his head haha.
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:10 PM   #5
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

OK, I'll say in, since everyone else won't: That's a $hitty way to cop a look!
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:12 PM   #6
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

Perversion taken to a higher level.
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:17 PM   #7
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

You gotta wonder what this guy was thinking when he got up that morning: "I think I'll go to that yoga festival and lay down in a tank full of sh!t...maybe I should stop for an Egg McMuffin first."
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:59 PM   #8
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The world is full of them.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:44 PM   #9
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You're right...you really can't make this stuff up!
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Old 08-11-2012, 06:39 PM   #10
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

I don't think even Quagmire would stoop that low
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:20 PM   #11
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Default Re: Man, you just can't make this stuff up!

Quote:
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I don't think even Quagmire would stoop that low
I think I found his picture:

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Old 08-11-2012, 06:58 PM   #12
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Wow, that's pretty gross.
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