Sex Of A Fly

kelmac07 · 07-11-2012, 05:33 PM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."

TJarv · 07-11-2012, 05:36 PM

Big Bert · 07-11-2012, 05:47 PM

Haha

Ogre · 07-11-2012, 05:51 PM

That gets 2

The Poet · 07-12-2012, 03:14 PM

Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first.

STEVE S · 07-12-2012, 03:46 PM

MrWolf55 · 07-12-2012, 03:47 PM

enjoyed that one thanks for sharing

Skywalker · 07-13-2012, 03:58 PM

BigAsh · 07-13-2012, 09:08 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha

Jasonw560 · 07-13-2012, 10:30 PM

Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one.

07-11-2012, 05:33 PM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Sex Of A Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh, killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-11-2012, 05:36 PM	#2
TJarv In it to win it Join Date: Mar 2012 First Name: Tony Location: Aubrey, Texas Posts: 2,027 Trading: (58)	Re: Sex Of A Fly

07-11-2012, 05:47 PM	#3
Big Bert Been a long time coming Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Albert Location: Gardena, CA. Posts: 373 Trading: (10)	Re: Sex Of A Fly Haha __________________ Big Bert Approved

07-11-2012, 05:51 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Sex Of A Fly That gets 2 __________________

07-12-2012, 03:14 PM	#5
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Sex Of A Fly Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

07-12-2012, 03:46 PM	#6
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Sex Of A Fly __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

07-12-2012, 03:47 PM	#7
MrWolf55 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 112 Trading: (3)	Re: Sex Of A Fly enjoyed that one thanks for sharing

07-13-2012, 03:58 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Sex Of A Fly __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

07-13-2012, 09:08 PM	#9
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Sex Of A Fly hahahahahahahahahaha __________________ Keith

07-13-2012, 10:30 PM	#10
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: Sex Of A Fly Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one. __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling