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Old 05-19-2012, 05:29 PM   #1
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Default Good ol boys

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy cocked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:48 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:54 PM   #3
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:25 PM   #4
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Old 05-20-2012, 08:28 AM   #5
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