Involuntary Muscle Contractions

kelmac07 · 05-10-2012, 06:29 AM

A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.....

Taki · 05-10-2012, 06:51 AM

cjhalbrooks · 05-10-2012, 07:09 AM

i love it

Ogre · 05-10-2012, 08:18 AM

Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

massphatness · 05-10-2012, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

winner

pektel · 05-10-2012, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

Zing!

MurphysLaw · 05-10-2012, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

HollywoodQue · 05-10-2012, 11:26 AM

Skywalker · 05-10-2012, 10:49 PM

05-10-2012, 11:07 PM

I am NOT telling this one to my wife.

CigarSquid · 05-10-2012, 09:30 AM

Nice way to start Thursday morning.

05-10-2012, 09:54 AM

Loved this one. Short & sweet!

05-10-2012, 06:29 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Involuntary Muscle Contractions A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom..... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-10-2012, 06:51 AM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions __________________

05-10-2012, 07:09 AM	#3
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05-10-2012, 08:18 AM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer???? __________________

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05-10-2012, 11:07 PM	#10
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions I am NOT telling this one to my wife.

05-10-2012, 09:30 AM	#11
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions Nice way to start Thursday morning. __________________ gaRRy

05-10-2012, 09:54 AM	#12
saigon68 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions Loved this one. Short & sweet!