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			A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. ... ... The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde." "I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken." 
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	My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.  
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			![]() The doctor then gave the blonde some unexpected news. "You're pregnant", he tells her. "Well, how do you know it's mine?" 
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!  
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			![]() ![]() Now THAT was funny! 
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			This deserves to be bumped back up to the top.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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