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03-10-2012, 09:47 AM | #1 |
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Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
The man, the myth, the legend turns 72 today.
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03-10-2012, 09:58 AM | #3 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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03-10-2012, 10:04 AM | #4 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Chuck Norris has no chin. Ther is another fist under that beard.
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03-10-2012, 10:20 AM | #6 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements with a roundhouse kick. The only element that he recognizes is the element of surprise.
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03-10-2012, 10:23 AM | #7 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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03-10-2012, 10:33 AM | #8 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Looks more like 27 to me.
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03-10-2012, 11:31 AM | #11 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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03-10-2012, 11:52 AM | #12 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
The Golf Channel mentioned his birthday today and said that a hole-in-one on a par 5 is called a Chuck Norris.
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03-10-2012, 12:10 PM | #14 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
I don't think this man ages...he looks the fricken same! Here's to ya Chuck!
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03-10-2012, 12:14 PM | #15 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
It's the Total Gym he uses with Christie Brinkley that keeps him young!
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03-10-2012, 12:48 PM | #18 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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03-10-2012, 01:02 PM | #19 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Chuck Norris is the man!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the ground down.
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03-10-2012, 01:10 PM | #20 |
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Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra! After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.
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