Divorce

This how I got this room finished,

This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE"

It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me.

SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it.

LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$.

{{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}}

CIGARSMOKER2543

So in closing I have
A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE
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[BlkDrew]

Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha

[688sonarmen]

Wow, you showed her.

[Ogre]

Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse.

[icehog3]

Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce.

Best trip I ever made.

[deaster25]

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by deaster25

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

Quick, build one before she changes her mind.

J/K, sorry if it isn't what you wanted.

[mike]

Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.



Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.



Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

You never met my ex-wife.

Originally Posted by icehog3

You never met my ex-wife.

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

[gnukfu]

With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past.

And the room looks great!

[fencefixer]

You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else.

"It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, ***** get the **** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it..

Congrats on getting rid of her!!

[44stampede]

Room looks great.

[BSB]

NICE! Wise move on the prenup

[maninblack]

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

[jluck]

Originally Posted by maninblack

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

I think I pee'd a little....

Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.


(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

I normally wouldn't do that to anyone, but in your case, it might be a match made in Heaven.

Originally Posted by maninblack

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

Let the Roast begin!

[14holestogie]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Let the Roast begin!

I'm already peeling the potatoes.