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Old 01-10-2012, 09:29 AM   #1
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Default Beer contains female hormones!

I received this from a female friend. I thought it was pretty funny.

This is alarming! I'll bet one or two won't hurt you!

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, the University of Georgia and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 6 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:31 AM   #2
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:31 AM   #3
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:33 AM   #4
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Love it!! I will show the wife....
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:36 AM   #5
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