Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies

yourchoice · 12-20-2011, 04:50 PM

Ingredients:
1 cup of butter
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

Preparation:
Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jack.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jack and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

I was tempted to put this in the recipes forum...but it always bugs me when things are purposefully put in the wrong forum...probably bugs the ToE too.

Bill86 · 12-20-2011, 04:53 PM

This was posted last year in the form of Tequila cake or something IIRC.

Still might be in the recipes sub forum, good joke. Reminds me I need to buy Tequila.

sevans105 · 12-20-2011, 04:56 PM

Love this. Forwarded to my future father in law...huge Jack fan.

Taki · 12-20-2011, 05:57 PM

Sounds amazing...and down right

kelmac07 · 12-20-2011, 06:16 PM

chachee52 · 12-20-2011, 07:04 PM

Did Rum Balls the same way a couple years back. Actually gave the reciept to a co-worker as a joke to make. She didn't read it until she actually went to make it. Bought all the ingredients then she wen to make them. OOPs, joke went a little wrong, but got a huge laugh at the party!!!

12-23-2011, 02:17 PM

12-20-2011, 04:50 PM	#1
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies Ingredients: 1 cup of butter 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey Preparation: Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jack. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jack and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas ! I was tempted to put this in the recipes forum...but it always bugs me when things are purposefully put in the wrong forum...probably bugs the ToE too.

12-20-2011, 04:53 PM	#2
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies This was posted last year in the form of Tequila cake or something IIRC. Still might be in the recipes sub forum, good joke. Reminds me I need to buy Tequila. __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

12-20-2011, 04:56 PM	#3
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies Love this. Forwarded to my future father in law...huge Jack fan. __________________

12-20-2011, 05:57 PM	#4
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies Sounds amazing...and down right __________________

12-20-2011, 06:16 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-20-2011, 07:04 PM	#6
chachee52 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Todd Location: Tyngsboro, MA Posts: 399 Trading: (2)	Re: Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies Did Rum Balls the same way a couple years back. Actually gave the reciept to a co-worker as a joke to make. She didn't read it until she actually went to make it. Bought all the ingredients then she wen to make them. OOPs, joke went a little wrong, but got a huge laugh at the party!!! __________________

12-23-2011, 02:17 PM	#7
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