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Old 10-24-2011, 01:45 PM   #1
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Default The Jersey Moose...Or So We Thought!!

Oh the things you can find on the internet. And no this wasn't photoshopped by Wayne. Here we were calling him the "Jersey Moose" and it turns out my good buddy Dom is really aspiring to be a "milk maid". Sorry brother...after all the ribbings I've taken the past two years in the "Make Mac A Yankee Contests", I couldn't pass this one up.

And now for your viewing pleasure...The Jersey Moose and his sidekick, Jerry...







How fitting that we are so close to Halloween.
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:46 PM   #2
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the other guy looks like a younger version of you Mac!
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:52 PM   #3
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That is just wrong, funny but wrong...looking good Dom
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:55 PM   #4
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Old 10-24-2011, 02:09 PM   #5
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That was great!!!
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Old 10-24-2011, 02:13 PM   #6
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I wish the dates on the film where from June!
The moose is loose!!!
Classic revenge Mac, hilarious!!!!

Now I know where you got the name for your cream ale Dom!
Eeww I drank one!
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Old 10-24-2011, 02:14 PM   #7
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That's great!!!!
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Old 10-24-2011, 09:47 PM   #8
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The "MOOO" is inside you!!!!
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This is just plain wrong!!
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Old 10-24-2011, 09:52 PM   #10
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That is too friggin funny!!!!
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:22 AM   #11
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Bump for a few more laughs.
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Old 10-25-2011, 05:18 PM   #12
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Still laughing!!
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Old 10-25-2011, 05:22 PM   #13
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That is just freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!
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Wow...just...WOW!!!

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From the thread title I thought someone had stumbled on Dom's Epic Herf initiation photos.

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From the thread title I thought someone had stumbled on Dom's Epic Herf initiation photos.

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Udderly epic costumes.
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hahahaha ridiculous
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