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Old 09-28-2011, 09:41 AM   #1
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Default Notes From The Edge Of Life

Dear Noah

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns


Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,
Logic


Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.

Sincerely,
The Titanic


Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,
Canada


Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Sincerely,
Google


Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,
1985


Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,
BP


Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,
Black people


Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin


Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol


Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ended there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,
The Mayans


Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,
Native Americans


Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User


Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up....

Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore


Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephant
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:52 AM   #2
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Old 09-28-2011, 10:11 AM   #3
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Dear postwhores,

This joke was just done last month by Markem.

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