Cincinnati Bengals

BengalMan · 10-15-2008, 08:38 AM

Yes I'm from Cincinnati, and yes I have Bengals season tickets. The below jokes are the result of my team being last in the NFL. They really make me

The Ohio State Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati .
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Bengals and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

chippewastud79 · 10-15-2008, 08:43 AM

Q: What do they call a drug ring in Cincinnati?
A: A huddle.

Q: There are 4 Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Chris Henry be in the Bengals huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

It was reported today that the artificial turf in Paul Brown Stadium is being replaced because the Bengals play much better on "grass".

The Cincinnati Bengals have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".

Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

CBI_2 · 10-15-2008, 09:15 AM

ROFL! Funny stuff guys.

elderboy02 · 10-15-2008, 09:22 AM

All of the jokes above are true.

Mugen910 · 10-15-2008, 10:10 AM

funny stuff indeed!

02-27-2012, 01:42 PM

That is a good one. Thanks for sharing.

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10-15-2008, 08:38 AM	#1
BengalMan Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ian Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 1,280 Trading: (10)	Cincinnati Bengals Yes I'm from Cincinnati, and yes I have Bengals season tickets. The below jokes are the result of my team being last in the NFL. They really make me The Ohio State Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati . For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cincinnati Bengals Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A. Put up goal post. Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Bengals and a possum have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

10-15-2008, 08:43 AM	#2
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Cincinnati Bengals Q: What do they call a drug ring in Cincinnati? A: A huddle. Q: There are 4 Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Chris Henry be in the Bengals huddle anymore? A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. It was reported today that the artificial turf in Paul Brown Stadium is being replaced because the Bengals play much better on "grass". The Cincinnati Bengals have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor". Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-15-2008, 09:15 AM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cincinnati Bengals ROFL! Funny stuff guys. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-15-2008, 09:22 AM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Cincinnati Bengals All of the jokes above are true.

10-15-2008, 10:10 AM	#5
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Cincinnati Bengals funny stuff indeed!

02-27-2012, 01:42 PM	#6
jorgea Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cincinnati Bengals That is a good one. Thanks for sharing. __________________________________________________ _____ Last edited by poker; 02-27-2012 at 03:24 PM. Reason: removed all 42 links