Doctor gives poor sap good news

05-08-2011, 08:29 PM

Poor sap goes to get his daily check-up from his doctor.
The doctor tells him, "For you today I have some good news!"
Poor sap says, "Okay doc tell me the good news."
The doctor tells him, "You have only one day to live."
The poor sap tells the doctor, " How can that possibly be the good news?"
The doctor states while comforting the poor sap, " The bad news is I meant to tell you yesterday."

kelmac07 · 05-09-2011, 06:34 AM

Ouch!!

Starscream · 05-09-2011, 12:10 PM

N2 GOLD · 05-09-2011, 12:13 PM

Bummmmmmer....

Skywalker · 05-09-2011, 05:59 PM

HollywoodQue · 05-09-2011, 06:32 PM

Coach Deg · 05-09-2011, 06:55 PM

05-08-2011, 08:29 PM	#1
smokepuff Guest Posts: n/a	Doctor gives poor sap good news Poor sap goes to get his daily check-up from his doctor. The doctor tells him, "For you today I have some good news!" Poor sap says, "Okay doc tell me the good news." The doctor tells him, "You have only one day to live." The poor sap tells the doctor, " How can that possibly be the good news?" The doctor states while comforting the poor sap, " The bad news is I meant to tell you yesterday."

05-09-2011, 06:34 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Doctor gives poor sap good news Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-09-2011, 12:10 PM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Doctor gives poor sap good news __________________ Insert quote here.

05-09-2011, 12:13 PM	#4
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Doctor gives poor sap good news Bummmmmmer.... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

05-09-2011, 05:59 PM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Doctor gives poor sap good news __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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05-09-2011, 06:55 PM	#7
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