Beware the beach

markem · 05-06-2011, 07:37 PM

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

TBone · 05-06-2011, 08:47 PM

Ogre · 05-06-2011, 10:55 PM

Ouch!!!!!!

HollywoodQue · 05-07-2011, 03:12 AM

Damn....

kelmac07 · 05-07-2011, 08:55 AM

Ouch!!!!

Bageland2000 · 05-07-2011, 09:10 AM

ummmmm wow...

Starscream · 05-09-2011, 12:10 PM

N2 GOLD · 05-09-2011, 12:22 PM

Damn & a very BIG OUCH!!!

05-06-2011, 07:37 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Beware the beach One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-06-2011, 08:47 PM	#2
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Beware the beach

05-06-2011, 10:55 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Beware the beach Ouch!!!!!! __________________

05-07-2011, 03:12 AM	#4
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: Beware the beach Damn....

05-07-2011, 08:55 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Beware the beach Ouch!!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-07-2011, 09:10 AM	#6
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05-09-2011, 12:10 PM	#7
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Beware the beach __________________ Insert quote here.

05-09-2011, 12:22 PM	#8
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Beware the beach Damn & a very BIG OUCH!!! __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.